Maaaaan, you should get into marketing
Reminds me of a "quote" by George Carlin (yes, he rules BIG time (euhm.. ruled, passed away recently
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Quote:
This is called advertising lullaby. Keeping in mind of course, the whole purpose of advertising is to lull you to sleep.
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